Unc Fortress PC
April Fools!
The best 3D platformer of all time! That's right, not a single better platformer exists! And this one is free, no less! Spin Topple then Fly Topple! Stop the evil Trickstress in this cinematic masterpiece! This game can produce 200 terraflops per second AND push 20 million polygons a second as well, using state of the art rendering technology!
Do you think you have what it takes? Well, hear this rave review from a player like you!
Notmatthew Notstevens: "Am I the only one who understands the complexities of this ambitious cinematic masterpiece? This game isn't stupid, you're stupid! 10/10"
Credits:
Developed by Matthew Stevens (Plide).
Trickstress voiced by DelbellzVA
Made using Redot Engine
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Super short but kinda fun. The gameplay felt nice, and I liked the character models because even though they're simple, they still look good.
Some captions would be appreciated though because some of the dialogue was hard to make out.
Overall, this was a fun and quick experience.
Thanks for the feedback! I did plan to add subtitles, but the April Fools was deadline very quick and my cutscene code is already very spaghetti, so I didn't add them in time. I may add them in a patch!